Match Preview

Date: 4 July 09
Opponents: TBC
Kickoff: 3pm
Venue: Katong Pitch (behind Katong Shopping centre, Jalan Tembusu)
Bus Services: 10, 31, 32, 40, 76, 135, 197, 853
Cost: $90
Kit: White
Referee: Unknown

Players available:

• Alex
• Seng Yew
• Chris
• Clement
  
• Jiun Wei
  
• Faizy
• Darran
  
• Chin Yuen
  
• Chung Wei
• Amir
• Khai
  

Players out:

• Wei Jie
• Chuan Ji
• Barry
• Wei Jie
• Chao Xing
  

Players doubtful:

First Chuan Ji, now Chris.. who's next? High probability => Seng Yew (Chris went to Seng Yew's house this morning, God knows what they did in that room. No wonder Amir discovered sex toys over there)

Latest news -

Amid the declaration of Megan Fox that she is a guy, the best right-back in the world Chris has stepped forth and openly declared that he is in fact a GIRL! She/he told reporters that she/he has been taking testosterone pills to bulk up like a man. That explains his rippling muscles.

This shocking news may not go down well with most of the female fans of Mavericks. Chris, whose real name is actually Christabel, may also be stripped off his Mr. Singapore 2008 title.

Club captain, Chao Xing, who has been absent for the past few matches due to being occupied with coming up with a new cheer for Mavericks, is furious at the alleged reports. He has demanded to see whether Chris really has a pussy or not before kick-off the next match.


"Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tomorrow, we shall finally..... win!"

~ King Leonidas of the Spartans