Why? Why? Why?
We have answers!
Do not believe all the recent match reports.
Mavericks FC didn't win their previous games.
Henceforth, their really outstanding losing run stretches to an amazing 11 games now!!
Here's an award-winning haiku (japanese poem) to tell it all.
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Lose blood,
Lose sweat,
Lose money (8 dollars),
Still lose.
~~~~~~~~
This poem was written by General Yamashita of World War II fame, the fella who attacked Singapore during those dark days.
And rightly so, it is an apt description of the trying times the club is going through right now.
Why? Why has this happened?
The players look dejected, downcast, and look lost, whenever they concede a goal.
And thus, simply, they just give up and lose the match.
Kinda like the legendary Newcastle United team of season 08/09.
Why?
Why this mentality?
Do not worry. We have uncovered the truth!
And we have answers!
...........
.....
...
..
.
It is because of Megan Fox.
Yes, her. The hottest thing you've ever seen.
It has been said, that autobot leader, Optimus Prime experienced a weird sensation when she passed by him. And his machinery shortcircuited. Just a whiff of that ultra hotness that is Megan Fox was enough to make Optimus here have an orgasm! Oh my!
And what was the thing that caused the downfall of Mavericks FC in these recent times?
Well, here is why....
Megan Fox is a Man! Oh my goodness!
(Click the above link to see the article!)
Simply shocking, shocking shocking news.
This news could even break the hardest of men.
Even King Leonidas of the Spartans would cry upon hearing this news.
So no one is to be at fault for the club's recent horrendous run of results. Well, maybe except those surgeons who made sex change possible for mankind.
Well, despite the world on the verge of the Second Great Depression once the news has been spread worldwide, there is however, a glowing light at the end of the tunnel.
Since we now know that she's a man.
And seeing that she's into guys.
(Recent news states that she's dating fugly korean singer Rain! See wikipedia!).
That makes her GAY right?
So total yay-ness! yippie!
So being gay is alright! x0x0x0x0x0 =D =P
Do not believe all the recent match reports.
Mavericks FC didn't win their previous games.
Henceforth, their really outstanding losing run stretches to an amazing 11 games now!!
Here's an award-winning haiku (japanese poem) to tell it all.
~~~~~~~~
Lose blood,
Lose sweat,
Lose money (8 dollars),
Still lose.
~~~~~~~~
This poem was written by General Yamashita of World War II fame, the fella who attacked Singapore during those dark days.
And rightly so, it is an apt description of the trying times the club is going through right now.
Why? Why has this happened?
The players look dejected, downcast, and look lost, whenever they concede a goal.
And thus, simply, they just give up and lose the match.
Kinda like the legendary Newcastle United team of season 08/09.
Why?
Why this mentality?
Do not worry. We have uncovered the truth!
And we have answers!
...........
.....
...
..
.
It is because of Megan Fox.
Yes, her. The hottest thing you've ever seen.
It has been said, that autobot leader, Optimus Prime experienced a weird sensation when she passed by him. And his machinery shortcircuited. Just a whiff of that ultra hotness that is Megan Fox was enough to make Optimus here have an orgasm! Oh my!
And what was the thing that caused the downfall of Mavericks FC in these recent times?
Well, here is why....
Megan Fox is a Man! Oh my goodness!
(Click the above link to see the article!)
Simply shocking, shocking shocking news.
This news could even break the hardest of men.
Even King Leonidas of the Spartans would cry upon hearing this news.
So no one is to be at fault for the club's recent horrendous run of results. Well, maybe except those surgeons who made sex change possible for mankind.
Well, despite the world on the verge of the Second Great Depression once the news has been spread worldwide, there is however, a glowing light at the end of the tunnel.
Since we now know that she's a man.
And seeing that she's into guys.
(Recent news states that she's dating fugly korean singer Rain! See wikipedia!).
That makes her GAY right?
So total yay-ness! yippie!
So being gay is alright! x0x0x0x0x0 =D =P
posted by The Outsider at
11:49 AM
