Mystery behind Losing Streak.

After much research, Mavericks resident psychologist Professor Alfonso Browndicke, has finally found out the root of the problem regarding the club's most horrid losing streak in recent times. Mr Ji-Sung Park, the Mavericks correspondent interviews him.


Ji-Sung: Now, the moment of truth. Let's cut to the chase. Why is the team losing like nobody's business?


Prof. Browndicke: Here, here. I shall tell ye all where the problem liesz. According to me calculationz, there are 3 main factors to this. I shall listz them down in order of importante.

Ji-Sung: This is interesting. Please continue, Proffy.

Prof. Browndicke: Do notz call me that, korean canine. I am persistent with the fact zat "Boys over Flowers" iz a nice story with enticing plots, but thiz iz no time to show ze lack of the respect youz have shown me you kimchi backside youz.

Now, me research has completed, and I have come down to 3 conclusionsz as to why ze club has beenz lozing. Firstly, there has been too many gay films that haz been producedz by this club, most of it by director Seng Yew. It is too gay I tell youz!

This has affected the team's style of play. This culminated with the shocking number of yellow cardz ze team was given in last week's match! As youz can seez, discrimination is clearly at work here, as ze referee hates gays! And hence, the 6 yellow cardz Mavericks FC players got!!

Secondly, the "helicopter" problem. It hasz affected ze club immensely. Moral has been below the acceptable level in recent weeks. It has been hard for ze club to come to terms with this. Nowz, nowz, it iz time i tell youz.

It iz time for those responsible for thiz term to come out and tellz ze whole world about it. Later, Chris "Sammy Boy" will come up and explain to youz everythingz about the infamouz "helicopter" move once and for all!

Lastly, simply, it is ze gay song that has been playing on ze team's website. Watz ziz song by Corrine May, "Ze Answer?" We must have Britney Spears! And hence all, it iz I who have given you the explainations for the team's losing streak.

I believe thesez problemz will be rectified! Me have done the best me could! Losing streak no morez I tell youz! No morez!


Prof. Alfonso Browndicke has been recently brought into the club to do research on team Maverick's recent horrid run, as well as to change things around at the club. Prof. Browndicke has a doctorate in sports psychology and a master's degree in kama sutra.

He was also the man behind the transfer of Cristiano Ronaldo to Real Madrid; applying positive kinesiology on Sir Alex Ferguson to brainwash him and let his favourite player go. Also, Prof. Browndicke was also in the hotel suite with Ronaldo and Paris Hilton, having a threesome, playing the game Twister.