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The Mavericks Board have announced plans for an upcoming war biopic film set during the period of the Vietnam War which follows a band of mercenaries on their mission to retrieve a Gorilla kidnapped from the 5th cage of the London zoo. The film is based on the true events of the capture of Britain's most beloved Ghanaian Gorilla, MonkeyEss, in exchange for Britain's help in the Vietnam War.

The Board have slated a late Spring 2009 release for this epic movie which will star several Mavericks players, as the board aims to build up on the directorial success of Director Seng Yew's recent gay film which garnered rave reviews from movie critics, and most notably for the hugely endearing performances from Chris and Chuan Ji.

The war film, aptly titled, "Viet-numb: Operation Flaccid Arrow", was inspired by the many critical and paternal physical injuries suffered by several Mavericks personnel during the filming of the show, although this did not stop some of them from having fun at Double O despite their bodies and parts feeling numb.

The movie will be filmed in Saigon, and it will feature explosive battle scenes, which will be spoken in gibberish to make it an authentic feature film depicting the horrifying aspects of war, whereby focus will be on the dog attack-scenes which played an instrumental role in determining the outcome of the war.

The Vietcong, the lightly armed South Vietnamese communist insurgency, largely fought a gorilla war against anti-Outsiders forces in the region. The North Vietnamese Army engaged in a more unconventional war, at times committing a large-sized, dark-coloured god and several disdainful, gibberish-speaking beasts into battle, kicketh and layeth the smackethdown on everything in it's path, leaving the Outsider forces, who relied on the technical superiority of General Kee Siang and Battalion Leader Amir, bloodied and wounded in its wake.

The film is not without controversy though. An UN official, rumoured to be Thng Tong No Foul De Mai, who is the current head of the Vietnam Sports Centre of Justice believes the film has an unfair portrayal of the Vietnamese who he reiterates are just spring roll loving simple folks who would never bash through opponents from their backs.

This movie has already been tipped to snag the upcoming Star Awards 2010, and according to inside sources, early footage of the film was leaked onto Youtube by an unidentified Youtube-user whose email address "thereferee1962@gmail.com" was about the only information known about him. The sneak-peek video entitled, "Chiến tranh nabệ chi byệ" has already garnered almost 2000 hits since it's release, and this is prove enough of the level of anticipation regarding the movie's release.


LEAKED!!! Production shots from new war epic, Viet-Numb



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