Match Preview

Date: 30 May 09
Venue: Bedok Green Sec (again....)
Kick off: 3pm
Opponent: Uncles of Doom (Team Uncles II: The Second Coming)
Kit: White
Cost: $100

Players available:

• Alex
• Clement
• Jiun Wei
• Chuan Ji
  
• Chris
• Chao Xing
• Seng Yew
• Darran
• Chung Wei
• Barry
• Kee Siang
  
• Faizy
  
• Amir
• Jerome
  

Mavericks FC will be looking to extend their beaten streak to 5 matches after inspiration from Newcastle United, which recently got into the very prestigious Coca Cola league.

In other news, several Mavericks players were out partying after the 1-0 defeat to NUS Viet FC. Chris has been spotted grinding Chuan Ji on the dancefloor while Chin Yuen and Kee Siang were seen smoking marijuana in a corner at Double O. Sources state that they all got so drunk that they wanted to give each other blowjobs, but no one knows whether they really did it.

This news may not go down well with the owner who preaches good discipline and healthy heterosexual relationships. Apparently, Chin Yuen and Kee Siang, a few days ago, were being examined by the club physicians to determine whether they indeed smoked marijuana. The club refused to release reports on whether they did.