Match Preview

Date: 23 May 09
Venue: Broadrick Sec (Kallang area, I think)
Kick-off: 1500
Opponents: NUS Vietnam Students United (Operation Team Helicopter FC)
Kit: White
Cost: $100

Players available:

• Alex
  
• Chris
• Clement
• Chuan Ji
• Chao Xing
  
• Jiun Wei
  
• Seng Yew
• Barry
• Faizy
  
• Chung Wei
• Amir
• Randy
• Wei Long
• Kee Siang
  

We are up against an opponent who is the current reigning champions of the AFF Suzuki Cup! Mavericks has been in a very good form at the moment with 3 consecutive losses in pre-season so far. They have been playing just like Newcastle United. Can they get another loss?

In the Mavericks tabloids, the club's laughing full-back Chris has been allegedly caught watching and surfing for gay porn at Director Seng Yew's house. Sources state that Chris is watching how to perform the moves in Chuan Ji in the upcoming gay movie. Sources also state that Chris has been practising the bizarre 'helicopter' move and that he plans to do it on Chuan Ji.

Rumour has it that Amir has been casted as co-director to the highly-anticipated gay film as he had been spotted, with Chris and Seng Yew, choosing which positions are best for the movie. Apparently, the 'helicopter' move was initiated by flamboyant winger Amir. To see the 'helicopter' move, pls visit www.chrisheartschuanji.com. (NSFW)

Meanwhile, Barry and Chin Yuen have been spotted kissing and cuddling at Pasir Ris Park at around 3.27am a few days back. When confronted by a female Mavericks fan, Chin Yuen replied that they were merely practising for the upcoming movie.

Mavericks owner, together with all other fans, has been very excited about this new movie and can't wait for its release. However, it was noted that the owner will not want the gay antics to continue after the movie. Chris, however, may not agree to it..... more to come.....