Outsiders Owner Blasts Media
TTV Building, Taipei City - The Mavericks Owner has blasted the claims made by Shebby "Shebster" Singh in a post-match analysis evening show after the Outsiders' sound thumping by Team Buffalo on Saturday. The Owner, who was attending the premiere of the last episode of her taiwanese idol dramedy "Miss No Good!", was approached by journalists at the lobby, and she was more than happy to speak her mind out regarding the issue with the press.
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Journalist: Wow. That was quite a lesson of football your team was taught on Saturday. We are sure you would have heard the claims made by Shebster during the post-match analysis with Suzanne Jung on Saturday. Any comments on this?
Owner: Yes, yes i have heard. Regarding the defeat, i have the utmost respect for Team Buffalo for the way they took control of the game on Saturday. Rest assured, it will not be a thing to worry for us, because we have time and time again, picked ourselves up, and this time, this is no different.
We will take this lesson in mind, and improve on our team game, and mind you, this defeat is nothing but a mere stepping stone. We are already looking forward to the next game. The team is good enough to get back on its feet, and i know it won't be an easy task, but we're up for it.
Journalist: Nicely put, i must say. And about the claims made by Shebster?
Owner: Oh. Don't let me get started on this. His comments were rather unprofessional! He has no right to say these kind of things about my team. My team of cute boys have always done their best, and mistakes aside, we have always given 100%. I remember him mentioning, "it is not unsafe to say it is not a team game, it is still safe to say the game is played by 11 players." This is very insulting! (stomps her small feet in disgust).
How can you say such things!! He was indirectly critisizing the way my team plays and dissing on the teamwork of my players! I am so angry! Even my left winger helped out the defence in the last match! Didn't he see that on Saturday?
Journalist: Yes, yes. We saw that. Very clearly. But didn't help much with the scoreline, in the end, did it? Okay nevermind. Take that last comment off the record.
You must have been irate at the metaphors he used to describe your team. Using phrases such as "a pair of scissors cause sometimes it's better to be a pair of scissors than a rock" and "I'm a human being and we all know that paper is not organic" regarding your team's performance. It must have totally soured your "Girls Only" pyjamas party with Jolin, Cyndi and Makiyo at your place that Saturday evening we bet.
Owner: Eeeeeee!! I hate him!! (tugging at her ponytails). It is really unfair to say these mean things! I've never even said anything bad about him or how legendary his performances were on the pitch for his country!! When was the last time he played?! During WW2?! He should not dismissed us as "organic"! What did he mean by that anyway?!!!
Journalist: Erm, what he meant was that, erm...erm...next question? He made claims regarding Robert De Niro being the better actor than Al Pacino. What is your opinion?
Owner: (sulking). Who are they? "Pacino" sounds like the name of a poodle. So ke ai! (smiles) Wanna see my doggie? (shows journalist her handphone wallpaper)
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Journalist: Okay. Didn't see that coming. Last question. Surely the parting comments at the end of the show on Saturday evening made u all PMS-ey like. He gave a double-edged statement, " I would say take pride in your football and in playing good football". Anything to comment on this?
Owner: Hmmph. I do agree with that statement of his, but the way he said it feels fishy. Of course the team takes pride in playing good football. But i didn't like the tone of his words.
By the way, catch the last episode of my drama tonight as well as the last episode of The Little Nonya after that too! Anyway, Clement's waiting for me. (points at a Mitsubishi Lancer outside).
Gotta go! Tata! Bubbyez!
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Details regarding the next league game will be put up soon.
Currently, tickets have been selling like hotcakes in the 1990s!
Why 1990s, you might ask?
Because now hotcakes expensive already, so can't sell as much as before!
Joke!
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Journalist: Wow. That was quite a lesson of football your team was taught on Saturday. We are sure you would have heard the claims made by Shebster during the post-match analysis with Suzanne Jung on Saturday. Any comments on this?
Owner: Yes, yes i have heard. Regarding the defeat, i have the utmost respect for Team Buffalo for the way they took control of the game on Saturday. Rest assured, it will not be a thing to worry for us, because we have time and time again, picked ourselves up, and this time, this is no different.
We will take this lesson in mind, and improve on our team game, and mind you, this defeat is nothing but a mere stepping stone. We are already looking forward to the next game. The team is good enough to get back on its feet, and i know it won't be an easy task, but we're up for it.
Journalist: Nicely put, i must say. And about the claims made by Shebster?
Owner: Oh. Don't let me get started on this. His comments were rather unprofessional! He has no right to say these kind of things about my team. My team of cute boys have always done their best, and mistakes aside, we have always given 100%. I remember him mentioning, "it is not unsafe to say it is not a team game, it is still safe to say the game is played by 11 players." This is very insulting! (stomps her small feet in disgust).
How can you say such things!! He was indirectly critisizing the way my team plays and dissing on the teamwork of my players! I am so angry! Even my left winger helped out the defence in the last match! Didn't he see that on Saturday?
Journalist: Yes, yes. We saw that. Very clearly. But didn't help much with the scoreline, in the end, did it? Okay nevermind. Take that last comment off the record.
You must have been irate at the metaphors he used to describe your team. Using phrases such as "a pair of scissors cause sometimes it's better to be a pair of scissors than a rock" and "I'm a human being and we all know that paper is not organic" regarding your team's performance. It must have totally soured your "Girls Only" pyjamas party with Jolin, Cyndi and Makiyo at your place that Saturday evening we bet.
Owner: Eeeeeee!! I hate him!! (tugging at her ponytails). It is really unfair to say these mean things! I've never even said anything bad about him or how legendary his performances were on the pitch for his country!! When was the last time he played?! During WW2?! He should not dismissed us as "organic"! What did he mean by that anyway?!!!
Journalist: Erm, what he meant was that, erm...erm...next question? He made claims regarding Robert De Niro being the better actor than Al Pacino. What is your opinion?
Owner: (sulking). Who are they? "Pacino" sounds like the name of a poodle. So ke ai! (smiles) Wanna see my doggie? (shows journalist her handphone wallpaper)
photo
Journalist: Okay. Didn't see that coming. Last question. Surely the parting comments at the end of the show on Saturday evening made u all PMS-ey like. He gave a double-edged statement, " I would say take pride in your football and in playing good football". Anything to comment on this?
Owner: Hmmph. I do agree with that statement of his, but the way he said it feels fishy. Of course the team takes pride in playing good football. But i didn't like the tone of his words.
By the way, catch the last episode of my drama tonight as well as the last episode of The Little Nonya after that too! Anyway, Clement's waiting for me. (points at a Mitsubishi Lancer outside).
Gotta go! Tata! Bubbyez!
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Details regarding the next league game will be put up soon.
Currently, tickets have been selling like hotcakes in the 1990s!
Why 1990s, you might ask?
Because now hotcakes expensive already, so can't sell as much as before!
Joke!
posted by The Outsider at
5:23 PM
