Outsiders Hijacks Man City's Bid for Kaka

Kaka: Should I stay or go to Manchester City? But the Mavericks' Owner....I can't resist!!!


Manchester City’s incredible attempt to lure former World Player of the Year, Ricardo Kaka to the Eastlands is under threat after AC Milan acknowledged they were considering a wild offer of around £200m bid for the Brazilian by Mavericks FC.

A statement read out on Milan’s official TV channel said the bid had neither been accepted or rejected, but was “being considered.”

Given the private soundings they have received over the past few weeks, Manchester City insiders believe Milan will find the then would-be world record fee of £107m down put forward by Manchester City's filthy rich Abu Dhabi Group too hard to resist. However, latest reports revealed that the Mavericks Owner has further underlined her statement of making the Outsiders a force to be reckoned with, by tabling a staggering bid for Kaka, in the £200m region.

AC Milan coach Carlo Ancelotti has admitted for the first time Kaka may not remain at the club and could finally bide farewell to his amazing tenure at the San Siro where he had practically won every honour in football a player could.

The Milan hierarchy have not made an official declaration on Kaka's status with the Rossoneri but Ancelotti said this afternoon at the club's press conference ahead of Saturday's game against Fiorentina: "I believe there is a negotiation ongoing and hence, it's something the club will have to evaluate with the player"

"My hope is that I can coach Kaka for many more years but we have to look at what the club evaluates regarding an offer that has been presented."

Various meetings will then take place involving Kaka and his advisers, AC Milan and Mavericks officials, the outcome of which will determine whether the most amazing transfer in living memory actually goes through.

However, there remains a potential stumbling block for the transfer to go through as the Outsiders are reportedly unable to match up to the eye-bulging £500,000-a-week contract offer the Blues of Manchester have offered to one of the best playmakers of the modern game.

This is due to the already exceedingly expensive wage budget the club has incurred, mainly due to the highly exorbitant wage demands of its players, most notably by Chin Yuen and Darran. The club is also still paying 95% of the XS-FC player Boon Leng's wages as well as the full wages of Mike and Tommy, both who haven't been playing for the club since the last time Newcastle actually won a match. Chung Wei is currently the club's highest earner at £200,000-a-week. Midfield general Kee Siang is the most underpaid player at the club, with wages totalling 60 quids per match in a match-by-match basis contract.

The journey to the top of the game may be long, but Kaka’s arrival, supplemented by a strong shake-up to the team's game, would not leave the Outsiders' owner that far from her target.

However, the transfer isn't a done deal, and still in the pipeworks and fans of the men in black have never felt this great anticipation before, ever since the club signed world-class fullback Chris from Hyenas FC.

Surprise and shock is turning to anger as AC Milan fans contemplate the possibility of Kaka being sold. This, once again, proves that, in the world of football, money talks.


Photo: All smiles! Kaka on the phone with Mavericks' cute Owner

"I want to make this transfer a possibility, as i feel that our fans deserve to be entertained while the team plays. This has and will always be my policy for the club; I will get these "Kawaii-ticos" (a pun on "Galacticos"), as i feel that this is the next step in the right direction for the club. And plus I think Kaka's cute (giggles)."

The Mavericks Owner said in an interview at the San Siro Press Conference room.

"I know, I know this isn't the right way to deal with transfers, but we have every right to make a bid for the player, since nothing has been set in stone with the Manchester City bid. Even Sengkang Marine FC can hijack our bid for Kaka for all i care. In the football transfer market, all's fair, and the one who gives out the best deal, gets the player."

"And not to mention, if Kaka moves to Mavericks FC, i will personally give him all the love he needs, (as well as all 4 personally autographed albums of mine)!".

The Mavericks Owner has personally flown to Milan to hold the talks, as she faces a brutish angry-faced Manchester City boss Mark Hughes, who's not all too happy at having seen his bid for the playmaker hijacked. The transfer saga continues.



Photo: How Kaka would look like in the Outsiders' colours.

In the meantime, Mavericks FC faces Skopet FC tomorrow and everyone will be hoping that the Outsiders get their season back on track. Tickets have been sold out to what promises to be a highly-entertaining clash.