Breaking News: Mavericks FC linked with Thai playmaker

Mavericks FC are rumoured to have secured the signature of Datsakorn Thonglao. A price of $6.59 and a $200 Golden Mile voucher has been said to be agreed with V-league outfit Hoang Anh Gai Lai.

Tribalbollox.com says Datsakorn had long been unhappy to be playing for a side with such a shit name and had been looking for a move. Mavericks FC is preparing for the D2D league and the news will no doubt please many fans.

Datsakorn is currently playing in the Tournament of the Legends™: AFF Suzuki Cup and is godlike.