Alex De Elegante wrecks havoc!

Final Score: Hercules FC 2 Mavericks FC 2

Scorers: Vic ('7), ('45)
Assist: Amir (2)
MOM: Alex De Elegante the Muscular English Man-Boy

Stade de Serangoon - Mavericks FC were utterly destroyed by Hercules FC's Alex De Elegante, the English Muscular Man-Boy as the English Muscular Man-Boy wrecked havoc upon the Outsiders as Hercules FC clawed their way back into the game after being 2 goals down thanks to Vic's first half two-goal salvo courtesy of left-wing crosses from Amir.

Vic's return from injury was marred by abject defending, with Mavericks FC missing World Class players such as goalkeeper Alex (not to be confused with Alex De Elegante, the English Muscular Man-Boy of Hercules FC) and Kee Siang, Christiano and Barry. Darran and Jiun Wei deputised for goalkeeping duties for each half and the Mavericks team played reasonably well in the first half, thwarting 80-year old Hercules FC striker Uncle Chen.

But little did they know that Alex De Elegante the English Muscular Man-Boy would go arms-flailing, elbow-smashing, all guns-ablazing as his influence in the game increased in the second half, with the Ref even unable to comprehend his heavily accented English with each horrible challenge he inflicted onto Mavericks FC.

ALEX DE ELEGANTE

Wot a Legend.

What an Explosive Draw!

Final Score: T-Net Macpherson 2 Mavericks FC 2

Scorers: Seng Yew ('21), Boon Leng ('75)
Assist: Amir (corner kick)
MOMs: Dunno lehs.
Red Cards: Chris (2 Yellow Cards), Kee Siang (Straight Red Card)


A proper match report of this explosive match coming soon i think. Or someone who is free can do it too. Which i doubt will ever happen. Hehehe

This match blardy exciting sia! Chris play 15 minutes get two yellow cards already which means a Red Card! Then he become emo and sit on the bench. So poor thing!

Kee Siang play 5 minutes kena stretchered off already. Then he come in last 10 minutes then he kena Red Card!

Alex is better than De Gea and Van der Sar join together and dunno pulled off how many world class saves! That point blank save was epic! We seriously have the best keeper in Asia right now.

Then suddenly we realised got so many ppl come today! And the return of the Golden Star of Yesteryears, Clarence.

And Seng Yew come back from Nou Camp, Barcelona and now he can score solo goal! Dribble past 3 players then still can lob over keeper for an outstanding finish! Holy Crap! Awesome Goal!

Then we concede goal.

Then Amir take corner and the ball bounce here and there then Boon Leng pop up and scored a sublime goal with a controlled shot from 30 yards! Holy Crap! Awesome goal! Boon Leng so awesome sia! What a living legend!

Then we concede goal.

Then got fight here and there, but majority of the players from our opposition are okay, except for a few who wanna pick up a fight. So uncivilised! Still got one specky boiboi angry at Barry for being injured on the ground and scold him with double centre-fingers like Stone Cold Steve Austin sia. Ninaohia!

Okay, kudos to referee for being just and he did well to control the match. We should give him a good rating and report to the league organisers to give him a pay raise! But if got pay raise that means we must pay more for matches! So we don't need to do that and we just keep quiet okies!

Opponents also had 2 men sent off for similar incidents! At the end of the match, it was 9 v 9! LOL!

Oh then ref blow final whistle then the final score is 2-2. But then the field warden auntie scold us and kick us off the field coz match finish liao. We don't need rest, bathe, change clothes ah, auntie? Nabei.

Ok final score 2-2.

Then after match we go the kopitiam there, then sial lar! kopitiam now got reserved seats sia and they got put the "Reserved" sign on the tables. So we couldn't sit at kopitiam and go minimart buy drinks and then go home lohz.

This match report so unorthodox no?

Let's win next match alrights! And please cut down on the red cards okie! At least you guys never got red carded like Wei Long kena last time when he uttered the baddest word on earth, the four letter word then Indian ref Mr Devan angry not happy and give him straight red card.
LOL.

Okfinethankyoubye.

The Greatest Draw in History!

Final Score: Vipers FC 0 Mavericks FC 0

Scorers: Nil
Assist: Nil
MOMs: Faizy

Bowen Sec Pitch - A legendary performance from the speed demon Faizy in the heart of defence secured one of the greatest results in Mavericks FC history.

The Mavericks defence held resolute, with the most awesome asian left-back ever Clement Sar also putting in a good shift alongside the most awesome portuguese right-back Christiano and stalwart Jiun Wei.

The Outsiders were up against one of the top amateur football teams in the country, Vipers FC, a team which has more trophies in the cabinet than Manchester City.

Mavericks FC's solitary league title pales in comparison to the Vipers' trophy-laden history, as they have won 8 titles including being an equatorial champion in the local footballing scene as well as receiving accolades from the NFL (National Football League).

The atmosphere was gloomy and totally "hamchee" amongst the Mavericks FC players, who were already mentally prepared to take in a thrashing against their seasoned opposition in this friendly match.

However, this reverse psychology provided the Outsiders with an impetus to instead work hard and try their best and see where they stood against such high level opponents.

It was a wholly committed team performance, with Alex and the Mavericks defence simply sensational, with waves and countless waves of barrage of attacks from the Vipers constantly thwarted.

Lady Luck shone her big fat arse as well, as the Vipers came close to scoring 3 times but for the post and crossbar saving the Outsiders' blushes and maintaining their clean sheet. Fortune smiles on the brave!

It wasn't a typical performance from Mavericks FC, but the defence, to the midfield and right up to the attack sticking to their task. An unorthodox performance, although not necessarily a defensive one, as the Outsiders had its fair share of chances in the first half.

Mavericks FC maverick Kee Siang once again showed world football why he is right up there amongst the pantheon alongside football greats such as Zidane, Maradona, and Ronaldo.

Lionel Messi once said, "I am God's gift in football." But Kee Siang said, "I didn't send anyone."

A memorable day in all, as once the referee blew for the final whistle, the fans in the rafters celebrated as though they had won the match.

But this was a statement of intent. A display of the human spirit. The stuff that legends are made of. An unwavering belief in the impossible. Because impossible is nothing.

Mavericks Hwaiting!